The president will come to town
The price of beans is coming down
Ill love you till the end of time
But shooting ducks should be a crime
Weve never had a better sale
Well have to break them out of jail
The Pope arrived to lead the prayers
The Dallas Cowboys beat the Bears
The temperature is three below
These vitamins will help you grow
Whats going on? Well, bless my soul!
Babys got the remote control.
Text © Bruce Lansky, reprinted from If Pigs Could Fly and Other Deep Thoughts published by Meadowbrook Press. Illustration © Stephen Carpenter. Any copying or use of this poem or illustration without consent is unlawful.
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