Giggle Poetry

The president will come to town…
The price of beans is coming down…

Ill love you till the end of time…
But shooting ducks should be a crime…

Weve never had a better sale…
Well have to break them out of jail…

The Pope arrived to lead the prayers…
The Dallas Cowboys beat the Bears…

The temperature is three below…
These vitamins will help you grow…

Whats going on? Well, bless my soul!
Babys got the remote control.

Text © Bruce Lansky, reprinted from If Pigs Could Fly…and Other Deep Thoughts published by Meadowbrook Press. Illustration © Stephen Carpenter. Any copying or use of this poem or illustration without consent is unlawful.

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