Family Guy (TV Series 1999 ) - Quotes - IMDb

Lois Griffin:Peter, Brian please! Can't you two go back to the way you used to be?

[cut to a scene with the same characters, but styled as a 1930s version might look, then cut back to the original scene]

Brian Griffin:I'm never going back to the way things were, not after the way I was treated, not after the things I've seen.

Chris Griffin:What did you see? Was it breasts?

Peter Griffin:Ah, geez, get over it Brian, I mean, how bad you have it here? When I found you, you were nothing but a stray.

Brian Griffin:[gasp]You swear, you never speak of that.

[cut to flashback of Brian and Peter's first meeting: Brian is washing car windows for change, Peter is passing in his car]

Peter Griffin:Uh, no thank you, I just had it cleaned.

[Brian starts cleaning window]

Peter Griffin:Oh. Ah, geez.

Brian Griffin:All set, sir.

Peter Griffin:I don't have any change, sorry.

Brian Griffin:Oh, that's okay. No charge.

Peter Griffin:Wait! Wait! Uh, you're hungry? 'Cause you know, my wife makes this beefaroni casserole, out of this world.

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