Here you are. We have a funny collection of marriage quotes here. lets share a laugh.
The proper basis for a marriage is mutual misunderstanding. Oscar Wilde
Famous playwright who believed you should not look too closely at your partners faults.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. Benjamin Franklin
American president who thought tolerance was the key to a successful marriage.
Only choose in a marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman. Joseph Joubert
Wise advice if you ever want to discuss anything important.
Never strike your wife not even with a flower Hindu proverb.
Men should never argue with their wives, not even a little bit!
Always get married early in the morning. That way if it doesnt work out, you havent wasted a whole day. Mickey Rooney
American actor who married eight women and was never short of offers.
All marriages are happy. Its the living together afterwards that causes all the trouble. Raymond Hull
Canadian writer who believed in keeping a part of yourself to yourself at all times.
I was married by a judge, I should have asked for a jury. Groucho Marx
American comedian whose three marriages all ended in divorce.
The most dangerous food is wedding cake American proverb
After marriage your life expectancy is reduced.
A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together. James H Boren
New York Times journalist and political commentator who had a humanist view of marriage.
Marriage is a wonderful invention. Then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. Billy Connelly
British comedian and long time, loyal married man.
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God cant help but smile on it.
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. How about the groom ? 
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. , but of course!
A comparison between marriage an bank accounts, Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
A ladys imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment. be very very scared if you are a man!!
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. This one is a very funny marriage quote.
Marriage: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all two. A sad marriage quote, sad for the mankind.
This one is a funny marriage quote that you can send your going-to-be-married-best-friend Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the Y becomes silent!
This is a very true saying on marriageThe most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. A kid wants love between their parents than everything else.
The secret to having a good marriage is to understand that marriage must be total, it must be permanent, and it must be equal. The lack of it thereof is the cause of all ruinations.
This is really true, and must be read again and again by every parent who fights. Dont worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you.
I just love this, A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always
with the same person.
This is a divorce saying Divorce to like an amputation. Sometimes its necessary but it should be avoided if at all possible because it brings about a permanent disability. but suited here too.
And we must always remember that Marriage, ultimately, is the practice of becoming passionate friends.
Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.
Love at first sight is easy to understand; its when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.
A man doesnt know what happiness is until hes married. By then its too late.
There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who wont stay? And how do you get rid of someone who wont go?
And Groucho Marx at his wittiest best with, Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. Theres no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
I have always considered marriage as the most interesting event of ones life, the foundation of happiness or misery.
This one by Bertrand Russel puts a stark reality to the institution of marriage, his generalization notwithstanding Marriage is for woman the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution.
And a sad truth, Wives are young mens mistresses, companions for middle age, and old mens nurses.
Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy that are preceded by a long courtship.
Im never going to get married again. Three strikes youre out. I think if I would try to get married again in California I have to go to prison dont I? I think you only get three.
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